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Star Wars Timeline: Explaining Rogue One to Force-deprived Family Members

Here's a Star Wars Timeline for those who are forced to see Rogue One with Family Members who need a refresher course...

Episodes...

  • I: Anakin is an annoying kid overcome by CGI
  • II: Anakin is an annoying teenager overcome by CGI
  • III: Anakin becomes Darth Vader when badly burned by CGI
  • Galactic Intermission Part I: About 20 years pass by in the Star Wars Universe
    • IV: Anakin's secret son develops a crush on Anakin's secret daughter
    • V: Han Solo kisses Anakin's daughter (twice I think)
    • VI: Anakin's son stops pursuing Anakin's daughter and transforms Darth Vader back into Anakin
    • Galactic Intermission Part II: George Lucas runs out of ideas. Sells to Disney at top valuation
      • VII: JJ Abrams plagiarizes Episodes IV through VI
      • Rogue One: Set slightly before Episode IV. Parents continue to abandon children
      • Bonus: Attend our MSP Pricing webcast on December 15 and you could win an X-Wing quadcopter.

        Joe Panettieri

        Joe Panettieri is co-founder & editorial director of MSSP Alert and ChannelE2E, the two leading news & analysis sites for managed service providers in the cybersecurity market.

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