Here's a Star Wars Timeline for those who are forced to see Rogue One with Family Members who need a refresher course...Episodes...I: Anakin is an annoying kid overcome by CGI II: Anakin is an annoying teenager overcome by CGI III: Anakin becomes Darth Vader when badly burned by CGI Galactic Intermission Part I: About 20 years pass by in the Star Wars Universe IV: Anakin's secret son develops a crush on Anakin's secret daughter V: Han Solo kisses Anakin's daughter (twice I think) VI: Anakin's son stops pursuing Anakin's daughter and transforms Darth Vader back into Anakin Galactic Intermission Part II: George Lucas runs out of ideas. Sells to Disney at top valuation VII: JJ Abrams plagiarizes Episodes IV through VI Rogue One: Set slightly before Episode IV. Parents continue to abandon children Bonus: Attend our MSP Pricing webcast on December 15 and you could win an X-Wing quadcopter.
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Star Wars Timeline: Explaining Rogue One to Force-deprived Family Members
Joe Panettieri
Joe Panettieri is co-founder & editorial director of MSSP Alert and ChannelE2E, the two leading news & analysis sites for managed service providers in the cybersecurity market.
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