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Star Wars Timeline: Explaining Rogue One to Force-deprived Family Members

Here’s a┬áStar Wars Timeline for those who are forced to see Rogue One with Family Members who need a refresher course…

Episodes…

  • I: Anakin is an annoying kid overcome by CGI
  • II: Anakin is an annoying teenager overcome by CGI
  • III: Anakin becomes Darth Vader when badly burned by CGI
  • Galactic Intermission Part I: About 20 years pass by in the Star Wars Universe
  • IV: Anakin’s secret son develops a crush on Anakin’s secret daughter
  • V: Han Solo kisses Anakin’s daughter (twice I think)
  • VI: Anakin’s son stops pursuing Anakin’s daughter and transforms Darth Vader back into Anakin
  • Galactic Intermission Part II: George Lucas runs out of ideas. Sells to Disney at top valuation
  • VII: JJ Abrams plagiarizes Episodes IV through VI
  • Rogue One: Set slightly before Episode IV. Parents continue to abandon children

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2 Comments

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    Jeff Weinman:

    Hilarious!

      Joe Panettieri:

      Hey Jeff: We’ll be sure to refresh this when Episode VIII arrives in 2017…
      -jp

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